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You've been working for The Joker for the past 10 years: you speak and act for him and no matter the circumstances, Y/N is always there to take care of everything he needs. The King of Gotham might not be married, yet he has a perfect partner: his work wife.
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5 months later
"Are you just gonna sit there the whole time?" The Joker splashes the water in the Jacuzzi while you look outside, not even hearing his words. "Hey, I'm talking to you!"
"Oh, I'm watching everything to make sure it's safe," you finally pay attention and analyze the surrounding buildings from behind the smoky windows belonging to the second floor of "Serenity Day SPA"; it's one of the businesses J owns, primarily operated for money laundering. The rooms upstairs are never used by anybody else except him: he seldom visits and actually uses the amenities since the place is very luxurious.
"We have 15 men with us, I think we're OK. Come on, lose the suit and relax," The King of Gotham requests your presence in the hot tub because you seem absent minded today.
"I'm good," you mumble and continue to search for any signs of suspicious activity out there even if so far nothing seems out of the ordinary.
"You know how much I hate to extend my invitations twice," he watches you take a deep breath and gaze his way.
"I don't have anything to wear," you come up with the easy excuse and J gestures towards the variety of dressers containing bathing suits, swimming shorts, towels and fuzzy robes.
"Use theirs!"
"Ughh," the exasperation reaches his ears and it's not approved.
"Maybe one of these days you could just, you know, drop the attitude?! Only a mere suggestion; don't lemme stop you from annoying me!" The Joker growls as you choose a random attire and start changing behind the panel as fast as you can, hoping he will shut up.
"Don't lemme stop you from annoying me" speech is usually between 10–15 minutes long and you are certainly lacking any eagerness to put up with it.
"Why do I have to get in there?" you protest his orders and emerge into a floral bikini bottom with the matching bra.
"Because," J huffs and completely lowers himself in the bubbly water for a few seconds, then gazes your way. "I must say Y/N, you look decent for a fossil."
"I'm not a fossil!"
"You turned 36 last month. Basically ancient for my scaling system," J taunts and smooths his wet hair, thinking that the usual extra feistiness is not present within his work wife today. You step in the Jacuzzi, half afloat until you reach his side.
"Your scaling system sucks, that's why you don't have a steady girlfriend," you lift one of your eyebrows in order to underline the accurate reality.
"I only need company that takes care of my needs for the night; you take care of the rest so I'm fine," he pauses and waits for the sour remarks to continue but they don't.
