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The Joker broke into a top secret lab to steal vials with an experimental pathogen and what he found in there was actually Venom. From that moment on life has been more complicated, but thankfully chaos is The King of Gotham's trademark style.
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– You and The Joker are spending the day at the beach with Venom. The symbiote is frying in the scorching sun while the couple found refuge beneath the huge umbrella.
"Aren't you hot?" you address the alien and he turns on his side, enjoying the outdoors.
"No. On my planet we have 10 suns like this one so I'm cold."
"Wow, that's amazing! Did you hear that?" you enthusiastically elbow J. He's currently dozing off with his head on your tummy because he wants to feel the baby kicking. I mean, you're one month pregnant and there's really nothing going on yet but The King of Gotham dismissed the obvious.
"Huh?" The Joker opens one eye, unhappy to be woken up.
"On Venom's planet they have 10 suns!" you repeat, super passionate on the subject.
"Fascinating," J growls under his breath. "Aren't they on the verge of extinction if they only have 10 young males in their world?"
"What?!" you frown, not understanding what he means.
"You said they have 10 sons," J gets annoyed since it's not clicking for you.
How does he always misinterprets everything?!
"No, not 10 sons as in kids, 10 suns as in celestial bodies!" you flare your arms around, pointing at the shiny globe in the sky.
"Stop wiggling around, the baby might move and I'll miss it!" J gets pissed and holds you tighter.
"The baby won't move. There's barely anything in here!" you poke your tummy. "We don't even know if it's a boy or a girl, too early to tell."
Venom yawns and extends one of his arms to touch your tummy for a few moments, carefully listening.
"The little human is going to be like you, Y/N."
You gasp and The Joker lifts his head up, suddenly alert.
"You mean a girl?!" your boyfriend's mouth opens in amazement.
The alien licks some sand because he loves the taste, then nods in agreement.
"Yes. Mmmmm...crunchy..." Venom shoves more sand in his face, savoring the exquisite flavor.
"We're gonna have a girl!" you scream and kiss The Joker, while he's still stunned. "We should start decorating the nursery! Let's go on a heist tonight!"
"Great idea, Pumpkin!" he agrees, already having a place in mind.
– Yeah...it didn't happen. Y/N and J had a huge fight and she left to spend the night at the hideout near the Bridge of Angels. She's actually contemplating spending the rest of her life there...
