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Hi guys, I've been writing for Jared Leto's Joker since The Suicide Squad came out (Joker x Reader fanfi...
How you and The Joker met involves a pretty surreal story involving French fries and Arkham. Due to both parties' impulsiveness, you got married on a whim and never had a proper wedding reception. Time to finally take care of the issue.
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The Joker is 46
You are 43
You oldest son, Kase is 17
Your youngest, Kaiden just turned 16
Your sons walking in the office unexpectedly makes you jump.
"Oh my God!" Kase gasps, covering his younger brother's eyes while pushing him out."Don't look!"
You are all over J in a very much needed makeout session after you just had a fight an hour ago. It was about the wedding reception coming up next month: you just can't decide on the color of your outfits: Purple? Green? Classic black and white? After all the conflict, it's still up in the air.
"What are you guys doing back so early?" you shout, getting off your husband's lap and fixing your hair as you pull down the hem of your short dress; The Joker is not happy with the interruption.
"Can't you two knock?!" he snarls, trying to regain control of himself.
"We thought you weren't here; so sorry," they elbow each other, silently snickering outside the door.
"Be grateful we weren't naked!" the Prince of Crime points out, winking and you mutter a faint "Stop teasing them."
"Ewww, dad," Kaiden scrunches up his face, holding the folder they wanted to leave in the office for both of you.
"How do you think you two showed up, hm?" J buttons up his shirt, only the 2 bottom buttons of course.
"Jesus, dad, we don't need a visual!" your oldest son complains, patiently waiting to come in.
"Are you guys decent now?" Kaiden asks after texting one of his friends.
"Yeah, come in," their father announces and you go back to sitting in his lap since you can't help it.
The two boys stroll inside the office again and you are handed the binder you were expecting: new updates about Arkham's security policy.
"I though you'll be gone all day," you look at them, admiring how much they look like you and J.
"That was the plan, but then uncle Frost... (a low grumble from your husband) "...said he was able to obtain this for you and he dropped us off so we can bring it over. We knew it is important so we just came back."
"Uncle Frost!" the eruption is quick to follow. "Give me a break!" The Joker hates the fact that your kids call you best friend "uncle". "Isn't it enough that I have to put up with him being your mom's best friend? He's not your uncle. Period!!!"
