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Wade was bored and begged to be taken at the meeting you and The Joker have this morning with one of his business partners. Your boyfriend was totally against it but you managed to convince him; let's just say a very tired Y/N barely slept last night. And since The King of Gotham can't stand Deadpool, it should be fun...
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The Joker is leading the way around the huge 5 stories warehouse, chit chatting with Jax and you walk behind, holding on to Deadpool's arm.
"Why do you keep on yawning?" Wade elbows you. "Rough night?"
"Something like that," you rub your eyes, careful not to smear the make-up.
"You crazy kids! Can't get enough of each other?" he snickers and you can tell Wade has a huge grin under the mask.
"Well... I had to put in some overtime since J was hard to convince to let you tag along."
As a thank you, your hand is being kissed by your best friend. He even lifts the mask, this way it's done properly.
"My God, I'm craving coffee soooooo badly," you sigh, wishing you were already sipping your Starbucks latte right now.
Deadpool stops, holding his breath.
"Holy Wolverine, Patrick Stewart and all the X-Men living at the Mansion!! Are you pregnant ??!! "
"What?!" you frown, not understanding how he got to that conclusion.
"You said you're craving coffee, Y/N!" he excitedly squeals, impatiently tapping his dark boots on the concrete floor.
"I'm not pregnant, Wade! Emma's enough for us," the obvious is stated and he pouts under the mask. "Seriously..." you mumble and yank at his arm, forcing him to move.
"You really know how to burst a man's bubble, don't you ?" Deadpool complaints, unhappy with the disappointing news. "And my man bubble is very fragile, OK?"
"You're the one jumping to conclusions here," you try to comfort him and quietly walk besides him, aware Wade is sulking. But he can't shut up for too long.
"I'm still debating on plastic surgery, maybe I can make this handsome face better. You know I always said I look like Ryan Reynolds before my amazing transformation; I kind of miss that."
"You still look like Ryan Reynolds!" a very convincing Y/N concludes. "Don't you dare doing anything to these amazing cheekbones Wade!" you squish the sides of his mouth hiding beneath the silky red fabric to prove your point. "Chicks dig guys with scars to start with, they're badass! J has a few and I love them. My favorite one," you wink, "is right above his... "
BANG!!! A bullet hits Deadpool right in the neck, ricocheting in a box full of guns to his left. He starts coughing up a storm, wheezing while pressing on the wound. The Joker saw the scene and his deadly, murderous intent surfaced once more.
