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Hi guys, I've been writing for Jared Leto's Joker since The Suicide Squad came out (Joker x Reader fanfi...
The Joker has an obsession: you. He doesn't really need another one added to the pile but...anyway, here it is. Brace yourself you lucky girl - you're in for a treat.
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– He keeps on dropping things on purpose so you can pick them up, this way he can stare at your butt.
You know, for being the Joker, your boyfriend is pretty clumsy: he keeps on dropping stuff all the time. Like, right now, he just dropped his pen and you are fast to bend over and get it for him.
Intense purring immediately follows.
– J took you shopping and you were so excited when you smelled "Gucci Guilty" for men. You thought it's a divine scent and he got 10 bottles without you knowing, replacing his current cologne with the Gucci one. He has those stashed all over the place while he still keeps in sight his usual fragrance: Clive Christian - "No.1" .
You have a feeling he smells like "Gucci Guilty".
"Are you wearing Gucci Guilty?" you sniff the air around him with a huge smile on your face.
"Nope," The Joker keeps on piling up money in boxes, trying to ignore you.
"Are you sure?" the insistent question pops up because you got a vibe you're onto something here.
"I think I know since I'm the one that put it on, hm? Stop pestering me!!!" he barks your way and you just turn around, biting on your lip, stricken with fascination: your boyfriend does smell like GG, no point in denying it. Where is the damn bottle? (Well... bottles, but you have no clue there are 10 of them).
– You love knives; they are your favorite weapons. Mister J believes it's classy as hell: in a world of guns, his girl is sooo stylish using sharp blades. You don't know yet, but he ordered 50 personalized gold plated knives with your initials on them. He plans to give them to you for your 2 year anniversary.
* J totally loves it when you use him as target practice: such a turn on when the blades shriek by him, he gets very impatient.
"Don't move, baby, I wouldn't wanna cut something you might need to use later, hm?" you always wink at him, teasing even more just because you can.
Your boyfriend loves guns. So you will surprise him for you 2 year anniversary with a special gift: you will order 20 personalized guns for him from the place that all Gotham's underworld knows about. Upfront they sell jewelry but the basement it's a different story.
"I want to order 20 customized guns: half green, half purple background, gold plated," you start your order.
"Sure, may I ask who they're for? We can personalize even more," the guy offers, pointing towards the multitude of catalogues lying around.
"Daddy," you reply, absent minded since some fancy grenades caught your eye.
