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Hi guys, I've been writing for Jared Leto's Joker since The Suicide Squad came out (Joker x Reader fanfi...
Mister J doesn't understand the concept of having a guy-best-friend. He always gives you and Frost such a hard time. Dammit, this man needs to learn when to back out!Who are you kidding? He's a lost cause...
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**** You were horsing around the penthouse with Frost, fighting with the Joker's canes. You had his favorite purple one and Jonny the black one. You were trying to kick Frost, he ducked and you hit the wall so hard the cane snapped in two.
"Oh, crap!" you gasp, assessing the damage in disbelief.
"That's not good," Jonny sighs. "Want me to take the blame?"
"No, no way; it's my fault."
He took the blame. Mister J is pissed to the maximum.
"I'm so sorry, boss; I tripped and felt right on top of it."
"Lose some weight, Godammit! You know that's my favorite cane. Now I have to wait until my new one arrives. How am I supposed to look like a pimp without it?" J snarls at him, but he knows something is up.
"You don't need the cane, baby" you smile, keeping your cool. "You always look like the hottest pimp around."
"For reals? Hmmm... if you say so..." The Joker buys your flattery and you think Frosty is safe. NOT!!!
At the club, Frost was getting ready to go downstairs and J tripped him. Man, that was a pretty nasty tumble! You let out a small scream and rush after him.
"Oh my God, Jonny, are you ok?" you try to help him up, worried to death. "J, did you push him?"
"Wha'????? Why would I do that?! I'm not that low," the Joker defends himself but you have your concerns.
"Frost, did he push you?" you ask, annoyed.
"No, no, of course not," he lies, knowing it's better not to start any shit.
"See? I told you, he's just clumsy, he falls down and...breaks things." The evil glare in J's eye makes you squint your eyes, suspicious.
**** Since J is not going to be home anytime soon, you get together with Frost for drinks, karaoke and movies. After you're both very drunk, you really sound like goats jumping from a cliff, but you think you're the best singers. You decide to watch something sad, you don't really know what, but sure as hell you are both on the couch now, sobbing heartbroken. Your head is resting on Frost's shoulder and you sniffle, blowing your nose in your tissue again.
The Joker walks in and sees you both and he doesn't like the fact that you are sitting so close to each other.
"What are you guys doing now?" he mutters, marching in front of the couch.
"This is so sad, Jaaayy," you cry and Frost reaches his hand to wipe your eyes with his tissue.
"Don't touch my girl!" the Joker grumbles and he punches Frost unconscious.
