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From time to time, villains hire Mitigators in order to help them with different issues and at today's auction Y/N was accidentally designated to The Joker. Although on vacation, Harvey Dent's girlfriend will have to put up with The Clown's demands for one night because he paid half a million dollars for her services.
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"I have plans for us," Harvey shares his goal for your much anticipated vacation. "Once you arrive at the cabin we'll have dinner, then we can skinny dip in the lake, then we'll relax by the camp fire; afterwards madam, I must underline clothes are optional."
"Optional?" you laugh at the quirky proposal.
"Precisely," Dent reaffirms with such conviction there is no room for doubt. "A lady always has the option to say no to whatever she doesn't agree with. And I'm going to respect that!"
I mean, how can you not love this guy?! A gentleman in the streets and a beast in the sheets: definitely a keeper in Y/N's books.
"I think I'm in, senator. I don't foresee any... any... ... Hold on," you frown. "I think I heard my name!"
"What?!" Harvey gets impatient. "You're on vacation!"
"No kidding! I'm only here to collect my money for the past month! I'll call you back, babe!" you abruptly finish the video conversation with your boyfriend and get up from the couch in order to address Scarecrow which always presides over auctions involving mitigators.
"Jonathan!" you shout.
"Yes?" he turns towards you and notices a very displeased Y/N.
"Did I just hear my name announced on the stage?!"
"You sure did. I said: assigned to Mister Joker for half a million dollars."
"I'm on vacation, Jonathan!!! I came for payment on my last mission, nothing more!"
Crane mentally checks your sentence before admitting he messed up:
"Dammit, I forgot! He offered 500 thousand dollars for tonight though," he blurs out anticipating a tantrum from your part. "Technically, according to the rules, you'll only provide him services until 12:01am. It's 7:07pm. Less than 5 hours, Y/N! Forty percent of the cash is yours! Tempting for less than 5 hours worth of work, hm? Come on, Y/N, I totally failed to remember you're off duty. The Joker specifically requested you; I can't ask for a reassessment now, can I??!!He'll go ballistic!"
"I'm familiar with how much mitigators earn and how His Majesty acts when he doesn't get what he wants!" you bitterly growl. "This is bullshit!" you conclude and storm out of the warehouse in a hurry, unwilling to catch up with your employer.
You might be reluctant, yet there he is: ready to climb into the SUV parked on the west side of the building.
Why is Frost helping The King of Gotham enter the car?... Dang, if Jonny would show the same enthusiasm in pushing The Clown off a cliff, your life would be better. Unfortunately, he's too loyal thus here you are.
