The Joker x Reader Imagines 💚

Catch and Release

You always want him and it's not that he doesn't like it, but sometimes he's very tired and you don't give him a break. Since when is The Joker allowed to have breaks?! Unheard of!

* He steps out of the shower, wraps the towel around him and cautiously sneaks out of the bathroom, trying to be quiet so you won't hear him.

"Heeeeey, handsome," J hears you behind him and he rolls his eyes when your hands go around his chest and he feels your lips on his back. "Where are you going?"

"I have a meeting soon; I'm already late Doll," he tries to get out of your embrace but you squeeze him harder.

"I doubt it, you're never late," you seductively reply, moving your hands down his waist and he sighs, resigned. "Come on, your girl needs you," you slap his butt, yanking the towel away.

J takes a deep breath and tries to get out of it:

"We already had sex twice this morning Pumpkin; I'm tired."

"Pfftttt," you scoff, unimpressed, turning him towards you and caressing his soft skin. "Since when is the Joker saying no to this?!"

"Since I'm tired," he complains, but still kisses you.

"That's the spirit! Come on, let's go!" you yank at his hand and drag him towards the bedroom.

"God, I feel like a piece of meat," he whimpers, knowing there's no escape.

"Did you Google stuff again?!"

"I did."

"I told you to stop it, Google is not good for you, makes you talk crazy," you shake your head, annoyed. "Just lay there, OK? I'll take care of the rest."

You push him on the bed and he feels offended:

"I'm The Joker, I don't just...lay there."

"You can if you're tired, I won't tell anyone," you wink. "But don't make a habit out of it; I like it when you're wild."

Hmmm, he thinks, might as well. He really enjoys it and you get what you wanted, being super happy for the rest of the day.

* You had to go to a meeting too and the whole time you just glare at him, biting your lips and J knows what it means. You didn't hear a word on what it was said.

Dammit, this woman is killing me! J messes around with all the maps and papers, pretending not to notice that devious smirk on your face. He likes to complain a lot lately, but in the same time he loves it that you are so infatuated with him. He wants you and he doesn't. The hell with it: he does, but on his own terms and since for some reason he finds himself unable to say no to you, he creates such a fuss. The Joker is a complicated person.

"Jaaaaay," you try to get his attention. "Baby !!! Hey!"

He has no choice but to look up.

"On the way home, let's stop somewhere on a dark alley, hmm?" you whisper, leaning over so he can see your lacy bra under your shirt.