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While coming back from the club, you and The Joker were involved in a car accident and both got some nasty concussions. For same strange reason, you don't remember each other. Hopefully it won't last for too long, but in the meantime poor Frost has to deal with two calamities clashing. You can't stop the damage; one hopes to contain it.
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"Are you sure he's my boyfriend?" you pull on Frost's jacket, not trusting what he just told you. He is standing to your right after shortly briefing Gotham's King and Queen about what happened.
"Yes, Y/N, Mister J is your boyfriend," Jonny confirms, trying to keep things together. Knowing you two, it's not going to be easy.
"Are you sure? He seems so grouchy," you pucker your lips, looking at The Joker that sits at the other end of the table, crabby as hell. "But I have a bubbly personality, why would I be with someone cranky like him?" you insist and poor Frost hopes shit won't go down.
"You realize I can hear you, right?" J snarls, frustrated, tapping his fingers on the grape juice can he keeps on sipping from.
"Do I love him?" and it sounds so painful to get it out of you.
"E-hem, yes, you adore Mister J," Frost fake coughs, nervous to be the center of attention. Crap, he doesn't want to answer all these questions but what choice does he have?!
"Are you sure?" you double check again, not pleased with his first answer.
"Yes, I'm sure."
"Pfftt," The Joker huffs, "What's not there to adore, hm? I mean, I'm close to perfection, woman. Can't you tell ?!" J glorifies himself right away.
"Ummm..." you hesitate, glaring at the green haired man.
"Frost, why didn't I kill her yet? She has such a goddamned attitude!" your apparent... "boyfriend" snaps, irritated.
"Because you like her, sir," Jonny gets startled at the new twist. Jeez, hopefully his boss won't try anything. If he would remember you, it should be fine, but since you are kind of starting fresh: two calamities clashing; you can't stop the damage. One hopes to contain it.
"Like her?! How?! Was I in my right mind when I agreed to date her?!"
Is this a trick question? Frost thinks, on the brink of sweating from anxiety.
"You were, boss," and Jonny seems so sincere that J gives you a super–mean glare, appalled.
"Unheard of !" The Joker sniffles, considering getting rid of your body tonight after squeezing the life out of you himself. "What's your name, woman?"
"Y/N," you frown, considering dumping his body in the river tonight after stabbing him or something. "What's your name, dude?"
"Mister J!" he raises his voice, upset you called him "dude".
