The Joker x Reader Imagines 💚

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The Joker's son has an unrequited crush on Bane's daughter and no matter how many times he tried to get under her skin she just didn't show any interest. Kase is not the one to be discouraged by such insignificant details, plus a recent turn in events might aid stir things towards a better outcome.

"Hi Y/N," Kase greets you while you try to move boxes with smuggled artefacts Bane and The Joker decided to share after a joint heist last month.

"Hey," you keep it short hoping he will sort of make himself useful and disappear.

"Once we're done here, wanna go for a coffee or ice cream?" the twenty year old tries to nonchalantly bring it up.

"No, sorry. I'm busy," you pass by him in order to get to more crates in the pile. "Are you going to help?"

"Sure," he sulks and bends over to reach the biggest container since he wishes to show off. Grunting, exertion, some mumbled cussing and mild sweating point out the simple fact he won't be able to achieve his goal.

"Don't break your bones, Casanova!" Bane shouts as J watches you lift the huge box without any effort and can't help it:

"Would you look at that! Goddamn bulldozer!"

Any other parent will flip hearing such nonsense, coming from the Joker is definitely praise and your father is aware.

"She has good genes," he huffs, proud at his daughter's achievements.

"My son has to marry your daughter," The King of Gotham teases the agenda to his business partner. "I'm all in for a partnership like that."

"She's eighteen!" Bane frowns, starting to get annoyed because The Joker mentions it on a regular basis.

"For heaven's sake, not now! In a few years!"

"I'm happy you have it planned, but Casanova can't even score a date," your parent has the humongous satisfaction of pressing J's buttons.

"Oh, he will! He has my charm, it's bound to happen," the smirk unraveling those uncanny silver teeth makes Bane roll his eyes.

"U-huummm, suuuure. How can he fail possessing such unmeasurable capabilities?" the brute sarcastically tramples on The Clown's affirmations.

In the meantime, you carry another heavy item on your shoulder towards one of the trucks and have to stop in front of Kase: he's ogling you, his mouth slightly opened with admiration. You place your index finger under his chin and close his jaw together, willing to perform a public service:

"So flies won't get in," your explanation makes the young man burst into laughter.

You have more to say but you notice a detail regarding The Joker: Bane abandoned him by the SUVs and J is glaring at his new shoes, then at the car Frost parked on the other side of the field, at his shoes again.