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Hi guys, I've been writing for Jared Leto's Joker since The Suicide Squad came out (Joker x Reader fanfi...
Once in awhile, the two of you like to go out at night without a special plan in mind and just do whatever you please. Just like tonight. It's going to be so much fun! Right?...
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You hold the broken gold chain in your hand, crying your eyes out while J kisses your other hand, trying to calm you down and drive straight in the same time:
"I'm gonna get you another one, Pumpkin, OK?"
"But you gave this to me for our two year anniversaarrryyyy," you bawl, upset like never before, looking for a tissue in your purse. "Oh, look, baby, a grenade, "you suddenly stop your mourning, taking it out and showing it to him. "I didn't even know I had it in here, you think it's expired?" you wipe your tears, smiling like nothing happened.
"I don't think they expire, doll," he winks, working his charm on you.
Thank God she got distracted, Mister J thinks, pleased he avoided catastrophe. Must be that...time of the month because you always get really emotional; he really doesn't want to deal with it but he has no choice.
"Oh, no!" you suddenly gasp, digging in your purse and your bottom lip quivers on the verge of crying again. "Jaaayyyy, I'm out of my gum," you whimper, staring at him. "I want my gum!"
"Say no more, Daddy will take care of it!" he quickly agrees, really struggling to keep his cool. If he can't keep his girl happy, then who will?! He yanks at the steering wheel, going over the curve, hitting two trash cans in the process, almost killing a cat and a pigeon.
He sees the gas station and since it's so late at night there are no customers. Perfect for what you need. The two of you rush inside with your guns out and the clerk freezes in fear when he recognizes the famous criminals.
"Don't move or I'll blow your brains out!" The Joker growls, taking the safety off his purple pistol while you go by the counter and start looking for your gum, and...
"Baaabbby, they don't have strawberry flavor in the brand I like," you whine, feeling another wave of imminent tears strolling down your cheeks.
"What?! Why don't you have strawberry?!" J raises his voice, alarmed.
"W-we run out s-sir," the clerk stutters, closing his eyes, thinking he's going to die tonight. "We have strawberry in o-other brands..."
"I only like this brand!" you interrupt, snorting, wiping your nose with your sleeve while scratching your thigh with your gun.
Good gracious, she's such a classy woman, your boyfriend thinks, suddenly aroused, really wanting to bite you all over.
"She only likes this brand!!!!" The Joker repeats, getting out of his trance, screaming at the poor guy that trembles like a leaf. "Why are you upsetting my girl, hm? Don't you know you should have that stuff on hand all the time?"
