For one day in the whole year, villains switch personalities with their significant other: is it the universe's way to balance itself out or just a coincidence? Nobody really knows but one thing is for sure: all henchmen have the couples they work for on lockdown in Penthouses and hideouts. God forbids they're unleashed upon the world in the state they're in!
Today, Wednesday the 18th
6:41 am
You open your eyes, startled by the sudden switch in mood: it's that magical day in the year when you'll have The Joker's personality and he'll have yours. The King of Gotham is sleeping a few inches away from you and it instantly pisses you off; you are possessive also, but right now it's off the charts since you feel what J usually fells.
Why isn't he glued to you?!
You shove yourself into him, your fingers creeping up in his boxers so fast it wakes him up.
"Pumpkiiinnnn," The Joker whines, uncomfortable.
"Shut up!" you growl. "Everything is mine!!" a crazed Y/N hisses and he tries to move but there's no way to escape your grip.
"Ouch, that hurts," he takes your hand out of his underwear and places it around his waist.
"But it's mine!" you breathe on his lips and cling to him like a spider to his prey.
"You're suffocating me, Princess," your boyfriend protests and you just back your head a little bit, enough for him to oxygenate his brain.
"Shut up, I wanna sleep in!" you bite his shoulder, then his neck, the thought of him glancing at another woman making your blood simmer with jealousy so you threaten: "If you even think about cheating on me, I'm going to kill you!!"
"I'm not, I swear. I love you too much," J kisses your cheek, being the one trying to please and reassure the Queen of his affection this time around.
Bless this curse! Otherwise you wouldn't catch him articulate the words.
You scoff, annoyed:
"Pfft, love. Give me a break!" the angry Y/N having J's personality gets worked up. "Love is crap, there's no such thing!"
"That's mean..." a hurt Joker kisses your lips, sighting. "You say such mean stuff sometimes..."
Yeah, only one day a year. He already can't handle his own medicine and it's just been a few minutes since the curse started.
"Zip it ! I wanna be lazy today," you cut him off and spank his butt, yanking him in your arms again.
10:34 am
The Joker is definitely not a morning person but today is different: he has your bubbly, energetic personality so he's all over the kitchen. Y/N is the grouchy one now while waiting for breakfast. Why? Because your boyfriend is cooking and he has absolutely no skills in the field. But since J has your exuberance and positivity, there's nothing that can stop him.
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