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1. You say I love you for the first time
Deadpool: Cries for an hour and you have to take him out for tacos and chimichangas because he won't stop otherwise
The Joker: Tells you to shut up because he's not interested in that kind of crap
2. There is a spider on the wall
Deadpool: Screams and hides behind you, urging you to kill it
The Joker: Shoots his gun at the critter until the living room at the Penthouse needs complete remodeling
3. You tell him he's handsome
Deadpool: Squeals when you confirm he could pass as Ryan Reynold's twin
The Joker: Gets mad because it took you long enough to realize he has Jared Leto's eyes and physique
4. Somebody insults you
Deadpool: Rants for an hour, drawing diagrams and explaining how much he's pissed before stabbing the person in the butt for being an ass
The Joker: Doesn't say a word and doesn't draw diagrams because he's not artistically inclined. Just knives the person on the spot before realizing they weren't even referring to you.
5. It smells like gun powder
Deadpool: Gets turned on
The Joker: Gets crazy
6. He needs money
Deadpool: Borrows money from Dopinder and gives him a cute "I owe you" note decorated with hearts and pink bows
The Joker: Robs five banks and gives authorities a headache
7. Wants to have sex
Deadpool: Makes suggestive and obscene gestures to hint at what he wants, promising you can be in charge (again)
The Joker: Calls in advance and tells you to start without him because he's a busy man
8. You're cold while taking a walk in the park
Deadpool: Takes off his jacket, Wolverine t-shirt, the other Wolverine t-shirt, even the third Wolverine t-shirt plus the scarf and bundles you in them
The Joker: Points out he can't control the weather
9. You send him to get tampons
Deadpool: Doesn't know what to get even if you told him, grabs one box of each kind and tells the cashier they are for his terrible nose bleeds
The Joker: Knows what to get but only grabs purple boxes because they match his outfit
10. He's depressed
Deadpool: Buys more Ikea furniture he can't actually afford
The Joker: Captures Batsy and makes him listen to his hardships
11. You have a terrible fight
Deadpool: Feels bad 5 minutes later so he serenades at your window with the neighborhood's dogs howling as backup singers
The Joker: Parades around naked, underlining you could have fun right now instead of wasting precious moments sulking
12. Dinner with the future in -laws
Deadpool: Keeps on dropping F-bombs and clumsily apologizes by accidentally dropping more F-bombs
The Joker: Is angry because you're calling somebody else Daddy
13. You're sad
Deadpool: Puts together a finger puppet show for you about X-Men and his man-crush on Logan
The Joker: Makes an effort to cheer you up and reminds you he didn't kill you yet so you should be happy
14. You suddenly have weird cravings
Deadpool: Cooks fried pickles with chocolate syrup upon request at 2 in the morning while having Spidey on speaker phone to guide him through the steps
The Joker: Makes grape juice enchiladas for dinner like you wanted and calls FBI emergency helpline for instructions
15. You announce your pregnancy
Deadpool: Faints
The Joker: Is full of himself and brags to everyone about his achievement, convinced there is no better stud out there
