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The "Match Made in Hell (MMIH)" Division of the Shadow World is in charge of pairing up villains. From time to time, members of the council actually have to take human form and go to Earth in order to take care of different issues. If it happens that they fall in love with the villain assigned to them, they will be trapped alongside him or her until that person dies. You just lost your assistant because it fell in love with Jonny Frost and you are determined to change that. The sooner the better.
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It was just brought to your attention that Hkxcqd (that's its name, doesn't have an equivalent in human language) fell in love with the villain Jonny Frost, trusted right hand of the infamous Joker. You assistant was supposed to stay on Earth for a little bit in order to smooth things out for the Frost guy and his ex-girlfriend, this way they can be together again. Instead, the fool fell in love and...here you are without your main helper. That can't happen!!! You are short on Shadows as it is.
You almost had a fit plus a meltdown, but you managed to pull yourself together since you decided you will go and see what you can do to bring back the poor lost soul. Well, Shadow. Whatever...
You float towards the "Body Assignment" Division, which places your kind in mortal shells , thinking about what rules you can bend or break in order to dragback Hkxcqd.
"Male or female?" you are asked by the front desk.
"Male!" you kind of shout since you're in a bad mood.
"I'm so sorry, we are out of males," the shy answer comes.
If you would have a mouth, it would be opened right now.
"Then why the hell did you offered me the option ??!!!" you scream, more and more irritated.
"I'm so sorry, I'm new..."
"Goddammit, I hate newbies!!!!"
The entity wants to apologize again but you don't have patience for this aberration.
"Shut up! Give me what we have available!!"
"Ummm, younger female? Older?"
"Younger! I want the best body; I'm in charge of my department, I can't show up on Earth looking like crap, you moron!"
"I'm so sorry, yes, of course," the newbie opens the portal that leads towards your destination and...
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"Oh my God boss!" your assistant jumps off the couch when you materialize at The Joker's penthouse right by the balcony.
You blink a few times to adjust to the light and stretch so you can fit better in your body.
"You imbecile!" you start your tirade and walk towards the guilty party that shrivels up, startled. "What are you doing falling in love here, hm??!! Don't you know I need you?! How can you do this to me??!!!! " and you push your subordinate against the wall, annoyed to the maximum.
