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Frost is finally going on vacation for 2 weeks with his wife and you agreed to take care of his two boys. Mister J was hard to convince, but you always have your way in the end. You can be very...persuasive.
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You love Jonny's sons, they are absolutely adorable: Kaden is 6 years old and Zane is 5. They will stay with you at your hideout in the woods because it will feel like a vacation for you also. The same can't be said about the Joker; he was completely against you two babysitting for so long.
"Uncle J, can we watch a movie?" Kaden asks, slowly heading towards the bedroom where him and his brother will sleep.
"Don't call me that, I'm not your uncle!" he bitterly replies, putting his guns away. He is extra grouchy because you told him to stash away everything a kid shouldn't be around.
"Auntie Y/N, can we watch a movie, please?" Zane shyly tries his luck, knowing you probably won't say no.
"She's not your aunt," J mumbles in the corner of the living room, locking away the guns and the knives in the seif.
"Yes, of course, you guys go to your room and put away your things, then come back," you smile, ignoring the Joker's shitty attitude.
"I'm going to go take a shower," he scoffs as he closes the seif.
You choose not to answer, digging around for a movie in your collection.
After the shower, J comes back to the living room to find the boys cuddled to you, half asleep.
"Move, brats!" he demands, stretching his back.
The young one gets watery eyes, his lower lip quivering:
"Auntie Y/N is mine..." he manages to utter, clenching to your arm.
"You wish! Move!"
"J, seriously?!" you sigh, exasperated.
"You're so mean Uncle J," Kaden pouts, sniffling.
"I'm not your uncle!" J growls, narrowing his eyes.
Kaden starts crying:
"Uncle J is so mean all the timeeee..." The boys crawl in your lap, upset someone is trying to take you away from them. You try to comfort both, kissing their foreheads and squeezing them tight to your chest.
The Joker takes a deep breath and sits down by you, resting his head on your shoulder. You elbow him, irritated he made the kids cry.
"But you're mine," he whispers in your ear, frowning. "Tell them to move."
"What are you, three years old?!" you mutter through your clenched teeth. "Stop your crap!"
** *After you avoided catastrophe and put Kaden and Zane to bed, you started fooling around with J because he wanted to apologize for being a jerk the best way he knows how. Not that you mind at all.
