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Hi guys, I've been writing for Jared Leto's Joker since The Suicide Squad came out (Joker x Reader fanfi...
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1.The Joker burns down your house because he wants you to stay at the penthouse all the time.
"Baby, did you do this?!" you ask since he's the prime suspect in your books.
"Nope," the short answer doesn't give him extra points.
"Are you sure???"
"Innocent until proven guilty, Doll."
2.J tells you he hates you all the time.
"What did I do?!" you pout, upset.
"Nothing, I just hate you."
You frown and he kisses you, irritated:
"Tough it out, Princess! Life is cruel."
3.He tolerates your cat.
The fluffy thing can't stand him. The feeling is mutual.
Every time kitty sees J, she hisses.
"Likewise!" he growls. But at night she cuddles by his side, purring and he purrs too. It's a contest and J wins on a regular basis. He's so proud of himself.
4. He indirectly compliments you when you are insecure.
"My thighs are as big as tree trunks!" you complain, analyzing yourself the mirror.
"Who gave you that idea? Did somebody say something to you?" your boyfriend gets pissed, thinking he's gonna kill the asshole that insulted his Queen.
"No...Yuck, all the cellulite," you pinch your skin, horrified.
"Where?"
"Can't you see?"
"Who the hell cares, woman?! You look fine. Stop your drama, I'm not in the mood!"
"I'm so fat!" you sigh, ignoring him.
"Yes, you are FAT: Fiesty, Annoying and Terrible!"
You finally smile and The Joker sniffles, not wanting to admit he loves it when he's the source of your happiness.
5. He lets you mess up his perfectly styled hair, aware it calms you down when you're stressed out. Usually, J is the main source of that stress so...his way of making it up to you.
6. He engages in foreplay (which he normally never has patience for) knowing how much you enjoy it.
7. The Joker likes to expose himself to you as often as possible.
Takes his clothes off really fast, waiting for you to pass by when you walk in the backyard. Opens the glass sliding door too, just in case.
