Smarty Pants

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He takes you everywhere with him; you sure come in handy and you have an impeccable reputation when it comes to your skills. But why would he think that a nerdy girl can't get wild?! Well, you are determined to prove him wrong.

Your reading is interrupted by the commotion going on outside your bedroom: gunshots, screaming, cursing and doors being kicked opened

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Your reading is interrupted by the commotion going on outside your bedroom: gunshots, screaming, cursing and doors being kicked opened.

What now?! you think, turning the page, continuing your book when you hear:

"Nyx! NYX!!!!!!!!! Where the hell are you, you son of a bitch?!"

You look down at Nyx's dead body under your feet, a bit startled. That's Mister J's voice looking for the jerk; he's probably not going to like this. Dammit! Your door gets kicked opened and you lift your head from your book, adjusting your reading glasses and look at The Joker, who's now standing there, not very happy to say the least.

"Doll, I didn't know you're here," he frowns, stepping inside. "Still working for the...ass..hole..." he notices Nyx's corpse with the chopstick in his eye and your feet resting on top of the body.

"Not anymore, Mister J," you close your book, hoping he won't snap. "This was the second time he tried to rape me, so I had to defend myself," you say, pulling out the chopstick, wiping it on your shirt and placing it back in your messy bun.

J narrows his eyes and lowers his gun.

"Can't say that I blame you then, but I sure wanted to blow his brains out myself. What are you reading, Doll?" he exhales, still annoyed.

"Quantum Physics and Applications," you show him the cover, smiling.

"Any good?" he squints his eyes, intrigued.

"Pretty boring actually but interesting enough," you lift your shoulders and take your feet out of the high heels, getting up the couch. The shoes are left on Nyx's chest since the hills are buried deep in his flesh.

"You're such a smart Doll; I like clever girls..." he grins, analyzing you. "We're going to blow this place up, care to get out of here?" The Joker sniffles, signaling you to move and you do so. You quickly cram a few books and all your reading glasses in your backpack and head out the door.

You probably seem very disappointed noticing all the blood on the hallway since you don't have any shoes on.

"Yo, Frosty!" J yells and Jonny pops his head from the next room.

"Yes, sir!"

"Be a gentleman and help the lady out," he orders, starting to walk away.

"Of course, boss. Hi, Y/N," he comes in front of you, waiting.

"Hi, Frost, I didn't see you in forever," you genuinely grin, surprised. He lifts you up in his arms, carrying you over the soiled hallway while you're both chit chatting.

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