You are out of town for a few days and The Joker is bored out of his mind, so he made himself a "to do list".
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TO DO LIST :
– My girl (when she comes back from her trip)
– Work out naked
– Send Y/N a video of me working out naked
– Take selfie with Batsy
– Blow up something
– Maybe blow up something out of proportions
– And a bank
– Gossip with Frost
– Swim naked
– Send Y/N video of me swimming naked
– Form rap duo with Bane
– Proposed stage names: Daddy J feat. Lil' Bane
– First single:
– "My silver smile is worth a trillion dimes."
– Get a master's degree in three days
– Certify myself as genius
– Win a beauty contest
– Clown around
– Write inspirational essay about my abs
– Kidnap Gordon's goldfish
– Become immortal
– Cook naked
– Send Y/N a video of me cooking naked
– Scare Scarecrow
– Pretend to be Jared Leto
– Burn something
– Definitely calories
– And a building
– Teach a class at Gotham University:
– "The Hardships of Being a Sex God – A Social Study in What women Expect From a Stud"
– With PowerPoint presentation
– Sleep naked
– Send Y/N a video with me sleeping naked
– Win Nobel Prize for Physics
– I mean Physique
– Increase immunity to bulshit
– Put a dent in Harvey Dent's car
– Get patent for the catch phrase : "Joker in the streets, Daddy in the sheets."
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