The Joker x Reader Imagines 💚

Your Day

The Joker came up with the idea a while ago: from time to time you will have "your day", which means that for 12 hours you can do whatever you want. Sometimes it happens twice a month, sometimes weeks and weeks go by and...nothing. He secretly likes to make you happy but he wouldn't admit it even if his life depends on it. A real sweetheart. T__T

"Princess, today's your day." His raspy voice comes from behind you, his breath on your shoulder, waiting for your reaction.

You're sitting on the couch, reading a magazine, bored to death. You quickly lift your head up, turning to see him, full of hope.

"Oh my God, J, like...for reals?"

"For reals," he confirms, grinning his silver teeth at you.

You scream, tossing the magazine to the side, pulling him for a fast kiss, then you push him back and you get off the couch.

"That's all I get?" he complains with a puzzled look on his face. Oh, he's such a little jerk, he knows what follows.

"Hold on, let me get dressed, I'll be back in a sec. "

You are soooooo excited; you didn't have your day in almost three months. You run to your closet and get your skimpy favorite outfit out that you like to wear for such...occasions: a tight red and green t-shirt (your and his favorite colors) barely going down halfway your abs , short enough to reveal your "Property of Joker" huge tattoo spread across your pelvis, plus the matching really short shorts with your name printed in the front and his printed on the back. Add the high hills and...you're done.

You go back in the living room, and he sits on his chair, waiting, playing with his gold chains.

"Under 5 minutes, Princess, I'm impressed. I should let you have your day more often, this way you get ready in time," he mocks you.

"Whatever Mister J," you roll your eyes while sprinting towards him and landing on his lap. "First thing on my list, always," you whisper, pulling down on his bottom lip with your finger, teasing him a bit before you start kissing him passionately.

- First thing on your list is always making out with J for about half an hour. The reason why? He usually would do it for about 10, 15 minutes and then... well, you can imagine with him being such an impatient man. When it's your day he can't stop until you stop. Ha! Sucker! For sure taking advantage of this. You know it's about time to put an end to it when your lips go numb. His hands are all over you and you know what he wants but it's not going to happen right now. You have more stuff to do and can't waste time, otherwise you'll be trapped in the bedroom all day.

He growls, unhappy, trying to pull you back when you part from his mouth and you know better than to let him snitch you. You dodge his hand and walk backwards, licking on your lips so you can get some feeling back into them; they feel so red and swollen, just like his. You let out a devilish snicker (and you know you'll pay for all of it later), encouraging him to get up so you can finally leave the penthouse.