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You're out of town for a couple of days and Wade is bored out of his mind, thus he figured wooing The Joker into hanging out should take care of his blues. Your boyfriend can't stand Deadpool but that's not something that's going to stop Mister Wilson, especially since he's on a mission to rekindle their inexistent bromance.
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"O sole miooooooo..." Wade keeps serenading The Joker, perfectly aware The King's in the jacuzzi on the terrace above ignoring him on purpose. Another deep breath ready to belch out more notes when finally J pops up, annoyed.
"Bro!!!" the red suited menace lifts his arms in the air, excited. "Let's hang out!"
"Get lost, Swimming Pool!"
"Come on, man! I know you've missed me! I'm so bored without Y/N!!"
"Shut your trap!" The Joker threatens. "Emma's taking a nap!"
"Shit, sorry," Wade lowers his voice. "To show you I mean business I brought your favorite pizza and grape juice," he points at the tokens displayed on the grass in front of him. "Can I come up?"
"No, disappear!"
"Breaks my heart to see you're playing hard to get!" Deadpool sighs. "But it's a fact you love me, don't try to downplay our bromance!" your best friend doesn't give up.
"I actually hate you, Swimming Pool! There's no bromance!"
"Bullshit! I'm your favorite dude on the planet!" Deadpool takes his cell out of his tiny belt pocket and dials J's digits. "Pick up, I need to tell you something important, I can't be too loud since the little angel is sleeping!" he urges The Clown Prince of Crime.
The Joker puckers his lips more and more irritated, figuring that after he answers the phone he's going to try and murder Wade again. You not being around for the moment is the perfect opportunity after all. Who cares if he can't die? Satisfaction guaranteed anyway.
"What?!" The King snaps at Deadpool insistence.
"I just called...to say... ... I love you..." the familiar tune reaches J's ear and before Mister Wilson continues with the next line the recipient of his undivided attention hangs up. "I have a whole repertoire prepared especially for you! Don't you wanna hear it?!" Wade announces aloud his plans and The King figures it's better to give in for the moment otherwise Emma will wake up from the ruckus. Maybe blowing up Wade to pieces and then scatter him around town will do the trick. Probably not... but it's worth a stab!
Literally.
By the time Deadpool gets upstairs J is back in the jacuzzi; your best friend is so hyped at the opportunity to shake off monotony he can't contain himself.
"Let me strip and join you," Deadpool places the pizza and drinks by The Joker and starts taking off his red attire.
"What are you doing?!" The Joker growls, aware Wade usually goes commando under the suit.
