Imagine the Joker calling you nothing else but "baby".
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(Huge grin): "Oohhhh, baby!"
"Stomp on his head harder, baby, otherwise we'll be here all night!"
"Baby, did you see my socks?"
"Bring that map closer so I can see. No, baby, I don't need contacts."
"Guess what stupid Batsy did, baby!"
"Take it all off, baby!"
"Baby, we're out of grape juice."
"Careful with that, baby, or your pretty face will blow up to pieces."
"If you're not behaving Daddy will have to punish you, baby."
(Keeps on shooting): "Why won't he just die, baby?!"
(Takes splinter out of your finger): "The things I do for you, baby."
(Heavy breathing): "Don't stop, baby."
"Why won't Batsy pay attention to me, baby?"
"No, baby, I'm never wrong."
"You like what daddy's doing to you, baby?"
"You think I should tan more, baby?"
"Baby, can you dye my hair?"
"Bring you ass over here, baby!"
(Alarm blaring): "I think I wasn't supposed to touch that, baby."
"Baby, do you have any idea how exhausting it is for me to be so perfect?!"
"Hey, baby, look at the beautiful diamond necklace I bought for you. OK... I stole it."
(You watched him do it): "It wasn't me, baby."
"I got this, baby." (Fucks up shit even more)
"Hey, baby, wanna full around?"
"What do you mean I have to shave, baby??!!"
"I heard you the first time, baby; I just didn't feel like answering."
(Warehouse is full of dynamite): "I think we need more explosives, baby."
"No, you shut up, baby!"
"Baby, can you wash my Batsy T-shirt?"
"Come on, baby, sit on the bear skin rug with me."
"What do you mean you're not in the mood, baby?"
"...because I say so, baby, that's why."
"When do I ever act childish, baby?!"
"You're so asking for it, baby."
(Gets into a fist fight): "Hold my earrings, baby."
"Nobody tells me what to do, baby! Fine...give me 5 minutes."
"Of course I tell you I love you all the time, baby; you're just hard of hearing."
"No way, baby, I never stare at other girls; I just glance."
(Has about 5 heavy gold chains around his neck): "This is too subtle, baby; I need 10 more."
"Nobody's prettier than you, baby, except me."
"You're the only one for me, baby, but if you die...I have needs."
"Wanna bet I can make you scream louder, baby?"
"What do you mean we're going to have a baby...baby?"
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