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The Joker loves having "rehearsal therapy sessions" with you just in case he will end up at Arkham again. The truth is he enjoys playing games and so do you. UNTIL...
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"So ,baby, how are you feeling today?" you ask, readjusting your eyeglasses and looking at him. J is tied up in his straitjacket and you even ordered him custom sweatpants with Arkham logo, this way it feels more...official.
"Aroused!" he replies, bouncing his legs up and down like a kid, winking at you. "And you can't call me baby, you know that. You have to call me Mister Joker."
You roll your eyes and sigh: "Kaayyyy, Mister Joker, then you can't call me anything but Doctor Y/N, you know the rule."
"Since when you're a doctor, Princess?"
"Since you've became ...Mister Joker," you lift your eyebrows, glaring his way.
"Sassy, aren't we?"
"Are you really talking like this when you are at Arkham?", you cut him off, annoyed.
"More or less."
"Pfftt, I'm surprised they keep you there, I wouldn't," you scoff, thinking of your next questions.
"I really like your lab coat, doc," J keeps on yapping, ignoring what you just said.
"Yeah, special order so it looks even more real. Anyway, next question: tell me about your parents, your mom for example."
"My mom was a striper," J pouts, pretending to be sad.
"No, she wasn't," you interrupt.
"How would you know?"
"I just do, oh my God, you're not taking this seriously today, might as well stop," you anxiously tap on your clipboard with your pen, sulking.
"We never take this seriously, Kitten, it's for fun." The Joker's eye narrow, suspiciously analyzing you. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing!" you immediately bounce back, trying to change your attitude to a more cheerful one. Crap, he noticed you're distracted. How could you not be when you plan to make your move soon and he doesn't even know yet? Of course you're nervous, but it is for the best. You have to be more careful, he can't catch on. Your plan must go smooth. Jesus, it's going to be hard though...
"Don't lie to me," he growls, wanting to get up from his armchair.
"Sit down, baby, it's all good. Oops, sorry...Mister Joker," you giggle, apologizing, keeping that huge, fake smile on your face.
In the meantime, Frost wants to get in the office to talk to you two but he is stopped by the other henchmen.
"Don't even dare knocking," Richard warns him.
"Why, what's going on?"
"He's in a therapy session again," Richard dramatically uses his fingers for the quote-unquote gestures.
