10 Things The Joker Hates About You

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1. Your kisses

The Joker can't stand it when you sit in his lap and cover his face in soft kisses:

"Muah...muah... muah..." then peck the corners of his mouth, then his lips, smiling because he seems super crabby.

"Go away!" he growls, frowning.

"You really want me to go baby?" a disappointed Y/N asks.

"Yes..."

You sigh and try to get up, when J pulls you back in his arms and mutters:

"...In 5 minutes."

"Really?" you giggle, excited he didn't actually reject you.

The Joker huffs, pointing towards his cheek. "You missed a spot."

"Did I?... I'm so sorry," you rectify the mistake, kissing the neglected soft skin several times to make up for your horrible error. "Is that better?"

"Maybe," he debates, holding you tighter.

2. The way you spoil him

You pamper him with breakfast in bed and The King of Gotham likes to watch TV while you feed yourself and him with the delicious food.

"I hate it when you do this! I'm not helpless, you know?! " but doesn't move a single muscle that would indicate he would start eating on his own.

You seem upset with his statement so he points out towards the last piece of bacon on the platter:

"I want that one," and waits.

The Joker ignores his heart beating faster when you give him that sweet smile of yours, happy to oblige.

He truly can't stand you.

3. The way you look at him

You always gaze at your boyfriend like he's the most treasured possession in the world.

"Don't look at me like that; I hate it!" J makes sure to admonish.

"Do you really?" a very discouraged Y/N sighs and her eyes get teary; bottom lip quivers too on top of everything.

"I do!" he snarls yet when he sees you're almost crying, the rectification follows:

"But if you ever look at somebody else like that, I'm gonna kill you."

"I swear I won't! Never ever!" you are fast to underline and barely notice the entitled smirk on his face before it disappears.

Ugghhh, The Joker surely detests you.

4. Your clothes

"I hate that dress!" J grouchily hisses.

You actually sewed it yourself with the customized fabric that has Property of Joker imprinted all over; took you two weeks to put it together.

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