The Joker stumbled on the gold boxers by accident and didn't even care for them until he realized they have some kind of strange power over Y/N. What is a man supposed to do with such intoxicating ability? He's going to use it, of course.
1. First contact
Gotham's royal couple is choosing some new clothes for their wardrobe at "Sauvage Coeur", a very chic boutique belonging to one of The Joker's business partners. The venue is closed to the public for the night, this way Y/N and her boyfriend can roam around and enjoy the shopping spree.
"What about this shirt, Pumpkin? Do you think this purple shade is too light for my skin tone? Should I get it?" J asks for your opinion, not sure he wants it yet.
"...U-hum..." you reply, completely absent minded.
"OK then, I'll take it," he adds the item to the pile in the cart and gazes your way just to see you staring at a mannequin wearing a pair of golden boxers next to the "Intimate Apparel" male section.
You seem totally smitten, almost in a trance.
Y/N grabs some socks from a nearby display table and rolls them in a hurry, stuffing them inside the underwear afterwards.
"Pretty close," you grin to yourself and The Joker is confused.
"What are you doing, Princess?!"
"This..." you point out towards the plastic model, "...this would look great on you!" the excited girlfriend shouts.
"Hmm..." he huffs, analyzing the skimpy, tight boxers. He takes more socks from the table and shoves them inside the garment, finally pleased on how the crotch appears. "That's more like it," J grins, full of confidence. "Size matters, Pumpkin!"
"Oh!" you enthusiastically exclaim because it is actually closer to the truth. Your eyes are so big and you seem so captivated he reads the tag out of pure curiosity:
"One of the kind, made out of 24 karat gold thread. Exclusive for our boutique. Price: 10,000 dollars."
"I guess I'll take them," J lifts his shoulders up because why not?
He loves gold anyway.
2. Discovering the Hidden Powers
The Joker crawls in bed next to you, resting his chin on your arm.
"What are you reading, Doll?" he pretends to be interested in your magazine.
"Meh, boring things," you sigh and glare his way, ignoring the fact that he's naked. Y/N goes back to turning pages while J sulks, not happy about your reaction.
He pulls down on the strap of your lacy nightgown and you pull it back up, kissing his forehead in the process.
"Not tonight, baby. I have a terrible headache."
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