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The Joker stole 10 glass vials containing an experimental new substance from The Wayne Industry Laboratories. J was moving the ampules into a new case when one was accidentally dropped and now he can't see. The doctor said it's a temporary side effect and it shouldn't last more than a couple of weeks. You are so taking advantage of the situation even if you'll pay for it later.
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You steal a lot of kisses.
The Joker gets out of the shower with his eyes closed, leaning over to reach the towel.
"Muah," you peck his lips and back out before he snatches you.
"Stop it, Kitten! It's really annoying when I can't see and you just..."
"Muah," you kiss him again, not intimidated by his complaints.
"Are you serious?! Cut it out!" J steps out dripping wet and you yank the towel from his hand. "Give it back, Y/N! I'm getting mad and I..."
"Muah!" you make him shut up, kissing those soft lips again.
"This is outrageous! I'm the Joker and you just can't..."
"Muah!"
"Dammit, woman, this is stupid!" he takes a few hesitant steps, careful not to bump into anything. He hears you snickering and he knows you're close. "Give me back my towel or I'll shoot you, I swear!" J protests, irked.
"Good luck with that; I stashed everything away, you'll never find your weapons. Hehehehe!" you giggle when he almost touches you but... you elude him.
"Come here, Kitten. NOW! I mean it! If you don't..."
"Muah!" you steal another kiss and this time you give up, letting him catch you because you feel sorry for him: for once The King of Gotham is pretty helpless.
You start drying his hair with the towel, while he purrs, irritated at your behavior and enjoying being spoiled in the same time. You're getting groped and pinched as revenge for the repeated offenses against The Clown Prince of Crime. Can't whine about it since you are the first to admit you deserve it.
"There, done," you conclude, guiding him towards the bedroom so he can put some clothes on. "What do you wanna wear today?" you ask, leaving him by the bed so you can grab the clothes from the closet.
"My Armani silver suit," J replies, messing around with his green hair. "You'd better not trick me, I'll know!" he threatens and you don't care.
"Sure, whatever you say," you snort and hear him huff.
"I would! So that better be what I asked for," he points his finger towards you but he has the wrong direction...Poor Mister J.
"To your left baby," you give him a hint and now he points in the right direction. The Joker opens his eyes, trying to focus his gaze on something but there is only darkness so he gives up and closes his eyes again.
