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Shenanigans of the third year in Jujutsu high school.

Posisinya anak kelas 3

Kamo Noritoshi: Ketua Osis tp selalu kebawa masalah Hakari

Todo Aoi: Kakak yang paling di takutin + aneh tp paling pinter

Nishimya Momo: Kakak imut yang paling baik kepada adek kelas cewek.

Hakari Kinji: Anak bandel (suka gambling ama sering skip kelas)

Sal: orang aneh yang suka barengan ama Hakari melulu sampe dikira pacaran. Tp mereka masa bodo

PLEASE READ! Sal dan Haru adalah oc gw, Sal itu anak kls 12, kl Haru anak kls 10. Mereka kek kakak adik. Hakari jg kek gitu ama Haru, tp gk separah kek Sal. Sal Bukan kakak aslinya Haru.

1. Dadah Hakari!

Sal : Dadah Kinji! Dadah Momo! Dadah Nori! Dadah Aoi! Dadah Kinji!

Momo : eh, lu bilang dadah ke Hakari 2x

Sal : Gw suka ama Kinji, Kinji bikin gw happy

2. Adopsi anak kelas 10

Noritoshi: Ini kita beneran bolehin si Todo menjadi "brother" ama si Itadori?

Hakari: Kita bolehin si Sal adopsi anak kelas 10 jadi adiknya, kenapa enggak boleh?

3. Them responding to being stab

Noritoshi: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Momo: Rude

Hakari: That's fair

Todo: try stopping the bleeding

Sal: Do you want this back? (pointing to the knife)

4. Momo was in trouble

Momo ke WA group anak kelas 3

Momo: WOI! BANTUIN! (send location)

10 minute later

Momo : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sal : Several traffic violations.
Hakari : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Todo : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Noritoshi: Also, that's not our car.

5. Baseball

Todo kena bola baseball di muka

Sal dan Hakari: ketawa keras sampe sakit perut

Momo dan Kamo: Nice pitch

6. [headcanon] Bikin pr pagi2

Hakari: Paling sering/setiap hari ngerjain pr sebelum atau pas kelas ama selalu nyontek ke Sal.

Noritoshi: Selalu membuat pr nya bbrp hari sebelum dikumpulin.

Momo: Kadang2 copy pr yg lain, gk sesering Hakari.

Todo: Sama kayak Noritoshi.

Sal: SKS

7. Take out

Sal: What does 'take out' mean?
Kamo: Food.
Momo: Dating
Hakari: Murder
Todo: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

8. idk

Hakari: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Kamo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Hakari: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING MOMO WITH ME
Sal, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

9. Kamo opening up

Hakari, banging on the door: Kamo! Open up! (knocking loudly to the student council room)
Kamo: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Momo: No, they meant-
Sal: Shhh... (putting his finger over momo mouth) Let them finish.

10. [Headcanon] Adek kelas favorite

Todo: Itadori

Noritoshi: Megumi dan Haru

Momo: Semua adek kelas cewek 

Hakari: Yuta dan Haru

Sal: Megumi dan Haru 

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