Healer [BNHA]

Humans make adequate tissues

THE GUY WHO MADE THE "hi welcome to chili's" IS DEAD I ALMOST STARTED CRYING WHEN I WAS TOLD 

From now on, out of respect, instead of "hi welcome to chili's" I'm gonna say "Thank you for coming to chili's" 

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The next time Kaze woke up, it was too a blindingly bright white ceiling. What a nice way to wake up, could not think of a better way. 

'Am I... in hell? Or did I die and get reincarnated into Naruto? Never mind, that's the same thing.'

She tried to sit up, but ended up just falling out of the surprisingly comfortable bed. Wait, where the fuck was she right now? Too bright to be hell.

Or maybe that's what they want you to think. 

"Oh- you're awake!" Who's crusty voice was that? 

Looking up from the ground Kaze still hadn't bothered to get up from, she saw the new rising hero who had successfully captured the hearts of people. A metric fuck-ton of people. Turning straight men gay and gay women straight. The guy who was a make-up icon. He-

Hawks. It was Hawks, if you weren't catching on. 

Kaze groaned. Very loudly. Existing was so hard sometimes. 

Hawks gave a sly smile. "Thank you for the lively welcome. Todoroki and your other friends have been asking about you nonstop. Oh and," he leaned in, whispering as if it was some secret, "The police are totally pissed." 

If Kaze had been any less gay, that might've made her heart skip a beat. But Mina is still breathing, so that's a no from Kaze. 

Hawks stood straight again, and Kaze just continued to lay on the ground. And stare. Actually that was getting really awkward, but she wasn't really sure what to do about that. Should she ask for his autograph so she could auction it off to the highest bidder? Absolutely. 

Hawks was practically encouraging this by not looking away, just his classic smirk in place. "Nice double chin."

"Thanks, I worked really hard for it." Kaze decided the next best course of action to be grabbing the thin hospitable blanket and burrito herself in it like it was a Monday morning. Shit, what day was it? Doesn't matter, time is an illusion and everyone is going to die. 

"Hey, Kid! Your girlfriend is awake!" Hawks called out rather loudly, a couple passing nurses snickering and or rolling their eyes. 

Not even three seconds after that was said, Kaze was tackled. She was already on the floor, so I guess she was tackled further into the floor? Body slam. She was deadass body slammed into the ground after waking up and being forced to talk to a living, breathing human. Ew. 

"Kazeee!!" Uraraka blubbered into Kaze's burritoed body, drawing out her name as Kaze stared into the bright fucking LED lights. 

"Hey, hey- hey! Watch the snot!" Kaze wiggled with all her might to escape, but apparently she became Uraraka's personal tissue. Kinda like how Midoriya became a barf bag. Real ones right there. 

Hawks was just finding amusement in the fact Kaze literally trapped herself. 

"I'm so glad you're okaayy!!" Uraraka was going to town with the crying. She could probably out-cry Midoriya at this point. 

'Oh shit, Midoriya-' 

"Wait, what about the three other idiots? And GunHead?" Uraraka sat up, rolling off of Kaze while said bi icon just tried not to stare at the brunettes boobs. They were just very much there, ok? There's a Mineta in all of us, unfortunately, but Kaze can sympathize.