Angry Blond

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Gimme yo fuckin money!

*DUN DUN*

Law and Order

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After the whole false alarm situation, everyone calmed down just enough to go back to lunch. It was a lot more quiet, but its not like it wasn't loud. Kaze swears to god Mr. Mic's secret love child was screaming in the back of the cafeteria, because no joke, someone was screaming their lungs out back there. And Kaze was almost concerned.

Kaze was just sitting at her table, staring at the, uh, table. What? She can't just browse Facebook or whatever. Her phone is slow and cheap, the only reason it plays music is because Vinny did some weird voodoo stuff. That was an exaggeration, Vinny likes to tinker and invent stuff. He had actually gotten into the support course, and he called Kaze at three am last night. He was having a gay panic, but was crying about this chick named Mei Hatsume, blubbering about how crazy she was and.. Babies?

Someone slamming their hand on Kaze's table jostled her from her thoughts, looking up there was a burn on her table, and an angry blond. He glared at Kaze with those vermilion eyes like she was just gonna burst into flames.

"I have a fucking bone to pick with you, you god damn twat." He growled out.

"Hi, welcome to Chili's, how the fuck can i help you?" Kaze shot back, equal intensity in her tone. Not really, she just went back to staring at the table. She barely even initiated eye contact with the man that nearly crushed her, like, five minutes ago. 

He slammed his palm where she was staring. "Don't fucking ignore me, extra! Delete that shitty video you took!" Bakugou grabbed her by the collar of her wrinkled shirt. Which somehow popped the second button once the angry blond attempted to pull her closer to his face. She was very aware of the technique, it was to intimidate the other person, which frankly, was not working.

"Let me go, or so help me I will fucking scream rape." Bakugou looked taken aback by her response, but didn't let go, his palms began to make small sparks.

Kaze took a deep breath.

She prepared to scream the single word the would ruin this mans whole future.

And then the blond was yanked back.

"Sorry about him, Kazehira! He has a pretty nasty temper." A familiar red head popped up from behind Bakugou, his arms were hooked under Bakugou's keeping him from raising a hand to anyone for the most part. Kirishima still hardened his arms just in case.

A pink girl ran up behind Kirishima, but seriously, she was completely pink. Pink skin, pink hair, uh, that's it, but she had adorable horns. Kaze recognized her as Mina Ashido, and she was obviously lesbian. (or at least bi, but support, man)

"Oh! There you are Bakugou, Kirishima! Me and Kaminari were looking for you two!" Mina waved, before assessing the situation. "Gosh Bakugou! We've known you for four days, and you're already starting a fight?" Mina chided Bakugou, who was screaming incoherently at this point. Kirishima was barely holding him at this point.

In all honesty, Kaze found this absolutely hilarious, Mina was scolding Bakugou, and Kirishima was holding him back, and the yelling blond was, well, yelling. Another blond was a black lighting bolt in his hair ran up to the odd scene, out of breath.

"Guys.. You can't.. Just leave me behind.. Like that!" He took deep breaths in between words.

"Shut it, you reject Pikachu!" Bakugou screamed, people were looking, Kirishima was embarrassed, and Kaminari looked straight up offended.

Kaze snorted. Mina had a look realization. "Oh my gosh Kazehira! Do you want to eat lunch with us?!" Kaminari looked Kaze up and down before nodding in approval. Bakugou glared at Mina, again. Can someone please get this boi a anger management counselor?

"Why the fuck not?" Kaze responded, there was only about ten minute of lunch left anyway.

Mina squealed in excitement, and dragged Kaze off to a different table. The boys following behind, though it looked more like they were trying to calm Bakugou down.

"Kaze what happened to your shirt?" Mina questioned.

"What the hell do you mean?"

"Your second button is not there, not to mention your shirt is wrinkly, and you haven't worn the blazer once, now that I think about it.."

The white haired girl raised an eyebrow at Mina, "Why do you care what i wear and don't wear? Also, why was my button missing the first thing you bring up?" Kaze paused, "Like the view?"

The pink haired girl blushed, sitting down at the new table. "No! I mean, yea.. But! It's very, ah, noticeable?"

Kaze glanced down, and there was a bunch of cleavage. You could actually see a bit of her black sports bra. Kaze shrugged, it's be fun to tease chicks and guys a like. Plus, the button is literally gone. It's dead. We never seeing it again.

She shrugged taking an American delicacy from the tray she assumed to be Mina's. A french fry. Mina gasped at her, trying to get the french fry back.

"Gimme! My poor french fry!" Mina yelled dramatically.

"No, fuck you," then Kaze ate it.

The bell rang, and the boys never even made it to the table.

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"I-I want to n-nominate Iida for Class president! I feel as though he would do a great job, plus you all saw how he calmed everyone down during the alarm earlier today!" Midoriya nervously stuttered, waving his hands around anxiously.

Iida stood up, and bowed. "I will fill this position with honor and dignity!"

"This was such a waste of time.." Mr. Aizawa grumbled, sitting up in his sleeping bag. Man, Kaze wondered if she would get in trouble if she started to bring her own sleeping bag.

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It was the end of the day, and it had been far too long since Kaze had seen Vinny. Packing up her stuff, she walked out of the classroom and to the general direction of the support classroom. Putting her over sized neon green headphones on, and pressing play, slightly cringing at how loud it was before getting used to it and continuing on her way.

So, Kaze ended up on the third year floor at some point, ran into a random third year and asked where the first year support course was. She had found herself on the third year support course floor, and that was two floors above where her destination was.

Finally making it to Vinny's classroom she heard someone screaming about.. babies?

Vinny ran out of the room with a very panicked look, spotting Kaze and hiding behind her. She raised an eyebrow at him, until there was an explosion and black smoke blew out comically from the room.

"....Ready to go?" Kaze knew better then to question things at this point in their friendship.

"Can't! Sorry Vine Kage, I'm onto something big here!" Vinny ruffled his orange hair, put on some goggles, and ran back into the room of horrors.

The white haired girl shrugged before walking toward the elevator. Yes, that's right. She found out that UA has elevators. The third year she ran into showed her, and she has never felt more stupid. Well, she never feels stupid unless she is in science.

Leaving UA's gates, she couldn't help but notice, that well, there were no gates. There was a pile of ash, but that was about it. It's not like they just grew legs and walked away, so what the heck happened here?

Kaze would have shrugged it off, if it wasn't for the fact that she saw that same man. The man with the ever suspicious black hoodie, with wavy light blue hair, just around a corner of an alleyway on his phone. A black portal opened up in front of him, and he was gone.

'What the actual fuck'

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