Healer [BNHA]

boop noodle

you're disrespecting- you're dis-respecting a future eugh-UA army soldier-

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Todoroki's phone- which turned out to be bugged- was thrown out the window hours ago, and the two had been staring at the TV for too long to be considered good for your eyes. 

What? They had to get through all the Star Wars movies by the end of the day, so they could move onto Harry Potter tomorrow. It was a jam-packed schedule, and Kaze would be damned if she couldn't fit some games, animes and cartoons into the week break. 

The last, and latest, Star Wars movie credits rolled and Todoroki's headed dipped back and forth dangerously. 

Kaze moved her hand to shake Todoroki awake, only for him to violently flinch and slap her hand away. "Hey, my dual haired brethren, I need to move you to the bed before you decide to crash. You're ok." 

"..Ok. Do you have any face wash?" Todoroki looked at Kaze as he stood up, still not entirely sure what he was supposed to be doing. 

"Yeah, a three step process actually. My skin doesn't stay this flawless with no work." Kaze dramatically gestured to her face, before dragged Todoroki to the bathroom. She has a thing for dragging him or something, because this has happened far too many times already. 

"Thank you, may I take a shower?-" Kaze threw a towel at his face before he could respond. 

"Don't use up all the hot water, or I will eat all the cheesy sun chips!" Kaze hollered from her room as she fixed it up a little, because she may be a heathen, but Kaiya did not raise her as such. Of course she would give the emotionally and physically abused Todobaby the bed until sleeping quarters was figured out. 

Todoroki frowned as he folded the towel up again, "But I like those ones.." 

Kaze's heart clenched at the sight. And sound.

"I- take your fucking shower, you wet rat!" Kaze pulled out her weighted blanket aggressively, because everything she did was unreasonable aggressive. 

Kaze made her bed for the first time since she moved in, because she has literally been sleeping on random roofs, star gazing. 

Speaking of which, Kaze would definitely introduce Todoroki into parkour. 

Shit. She was realizing it was near impossible to fit an entire childhood into a week. 

Near impossible.

Ok, yeah, impossible. 

Kaze figured the weighted blanket would help Todoroki, no doubt he had a whole bunch of hidden anxiety. They always helped Vinny.

Kaze's hands dropped. 

Vinny probably felt pretty horrible right about now, huh. 

He just needs some space, Kaze would approach him a couple days and set things straight. 

Well, as straight as a bisexual and gay can get. 

"Uhhh... Kazehira?" Todoroki called from the bathroom, his tone somewhat urgent. 

"Yuh?" 

"There's a snake behind the toilet." 

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Ok, so it turned out the yellow thing Kaze had been seeing out of the corner of her eye wasn't a stalker, a bug, a ghost or schizophrenia. 

It was a small banana ball python. Which was absolutely fucking adorable, by the way.

Oh, and Kaze got to see Todoroki half naked, wet from the shower, and with his hair slicked back. 

Which would have been a whole lot hotter had she not seen all the scars on his body. There was a lot. 

But anyways, the bathroom now belonged to the snake. Or, as Kaze has deemed it temporarily, a boop noodle. 

"I can just sleep on the floor." Todoroki insisted, again, for the filth time this minute. 

"Todoroki fucking Shoto- take the god damn bed!" Kaze gestured angrily to the bed, which she had made specifically for Todoroki. 

"I've already intruded your home, and you've already done a lot for me. Just let me sleep on the floor. That's where I slept back at my house." Kaze took note of how he didn't call his house 'home'. 

"Yeah? Well this isn't your house, now get in the fucking bed!" Kaze groaned in frustration, who knew Todoroki had it in him to be so argumentative? 

"I'd feel more comfortable on the ground. You take the bed." 

Kaze's eye twitched, and she swore she's have an aneurism right then and there. 

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Ok, so long story short, they both slept on the ground. 

There was a lot of yelling, from Kaze duh, and the neighbor's ended up knocking on the door at 4am, but Kaze in the end couldn't convince Todoroki to sleep in the bed. She did manage to get him to use the weighted blanket, though. 

But Kaze being just as stubborn, also slept on the floor to prove a point. What point exactly? She wasn't even sure herself. She was just being petty.

Now, Kaze would give Todoroki of the American food world and then move onto more movies for the day. And attempt to make friends with the snake that had claimed the bathroom. 

Said white haired female would also have to buy her, and Todoroki a new phone. 

Actually, Todoroki did mention something about having barrowing his dad's card. 

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uM
ok, so

2 years ago i made the unfortunate mistake of getting curious and looking up boku no pico
still fucking scarred
but NEways, um
i acwired information that it didn't stop at 1 episode. 
and so i messed up by getting curious. 
i made a mistake by acting on my curiosity.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
mY pOoR eYeS 
I can't even say curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back, becAUSE THERE WAS NO SATISFACTION 

I AM FUCKING SCARRED
YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AND THINK "WhAt aM i wiLliNg tO pUt uP wiTh todAy?" NOT FUCKING THIS

ahem, so my therapy start Thursday.