Healer [BNHA]

It's legal

No vine today as i am saying Happy birthday to my mom! (even though she will never ever see this)

I thank her for putting up with my bullshit for so many years (except for the ones that she wasn't there)

June 2nd, I bet she regrets not using protection now

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Vinny was getting some one on one personal counseling with some mind fuck named Shinsou.

Bakugou was hungry as fuck.

Todoroki was very confused.

Midoriya was having a mental breakdown and Kaminari was doing very little to comfort him by spewing random facts that would leave any normal person in tears.

Hagakure and Ojirou were making out in the girls locker room.

And Kaze was questioning why the actual fuck she literally just offered her one bedroom apartment supplied by the government to not one, not two, but three Todoroki's.

'My fight is after Midoriya's. I might be getting a new roommate, or three. I just saw Bakugou angrily eat a bunch of sour patch kids by first biting off their heads. I heard moans from the girls changing room. Ok, cool. we're all sorted out. Awesome. fUCK--'

Did Kaze just run into a wall corner thing? You'll never know.

Walking out onto the bleachers, Kaze was instantly yanked over by Mina. No consent whatsoever.

"Are you excited for Midoriya's fight?" Sero asked excitedly, doing his grin that made Todoroki, who just entered the room, start taking notes while comparing him to Mr. Aizawa.

"Uh, i guess. i just want my fight to hurry up and get here i so i can legally beat the shit out of someone." Kaze shrugged. Sero laughed awkwardly. Bakugou, when the fuck did you get here?

"I'm stoked! I bet Deku it gonna roast his opponent!" Bakugou said. Joking, it was Uraraka. If Bakugou had said that the world literally would have exploded.

"I'm sure Midoriya will do great!" Iida chopped the air with his hands, making Kaze want to his at him for no reason. Kaze really was not a fan of Iida, leave her alone to hate him in peace.

"From the hero course! Izuku Midoriya! vs. Hitoshi Shinsou from general studies!" Mr. Mic screamed, at least five people went deaf. At least.

Kaze watched boredom as the two talked instead of fighting. What is this? Some sort of Naruto episode where they exchange their entire tragic backstory before they even start the fight? Yes. Yes it was. But much less slow and irritating as Midoriya literally started walking toward the exit of the weird little rectangular arena.

'Oh shit, isn't that the tree fuck that declared war or some shit on class 1-A?'

Translation, Kaze was jealous of how tall Shinsou was. And Todoroki, but that jealousy was put on hold until she could move him in with her successfully and not get caught.

Just as things were getting spicy, (Midoriya broke his fingers again, shocker), Kaze got a pain in her stomach.

And she knew.

Beating people up today was definitely not going to be as fun.

Rushing to the last place she saw a bathroom, Kaze left her dysfunctional group alone for Bakugou to murder.

'Fuck me, are you serious? Did my period have to start today? Could my body just, like, not wait for me to have my fun pummeling innocent kids?'