Healer [BNHA]

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Is you're face an ass? Because all that ever comes out of you mouth is shit n' semen--

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Iida went up against Shiozaki, and being the gentle man he is, he pushed her out of bounds without even hurting her.

Mina was up against Tokoyami, and right off the bat Kaze knew that was probably the worst match up for the pink honey.

Sadly, the white haired female didn't get to watch the matches in person because she had to help Recovery Girl do surgery on Midoriya's arms. Because the kid was an absolute idiot. Kaze would have to wait till he woke up to punch him.

"Ow, ow, ow!" Midoriya muttered as he stood up from the bed.

"Midoriya my boy! Does it still hurt?" Kaze didn't recognize the man as one of her teachers, but decided not to question why Midoriya's dad was here.

"Ahaha.. N-no, I'm fine.. My leg is just cramping.." Midoriya waved him off, grabbing a crutch.

Ok, so maybe Kaze would have to wait till he was healed enough to punch.

Finishing chugging her fourth Mountain Dew in the past twenty minutes, Kaze crushed the can in her hand as she made direct eye contact with Midoriya.

Pointing the crushed can at him, Kaze narrowed her eyes. "Do that shit again and this can will be you."

Yelping, Midoriya bowed a nearly 90 degree angle only to hurt his foot. "I'm so sorry, Kazehira! I'll- I'll try not to do it again!"

Kaze crossed her arms and hummed in mock agreement.

Awkwardly averting his eyes, Midoriya looked up at Kaze through his fringe, which by the way, was super fucking adorable. "Uhm.. Is-isn't your match against Tetsutetsu next..?"

The sickly looking blond, who was also ridiculously tall, put a hand on Kaze's shoulder. "Tetsutetsu was called home for an emergency. So he had to leave, there for Kaze won by default." Yes. this is what happened. And totally not the author being lazy.

Kaze was visibly pouting at that, and no one can deny how adorable she looked. Jirou, who saw a picture of Kaze's dad, knew all too well Kaze hit the gene jackpot--

"That's no fair.." She tapped the ground gently with the tip of her worn out shoes.

"Alright, well I'm leaving. Don't be a dumbass any more, Midoriya. I think Todoroki versus Bakugou is next, and i want to see Bakugou's ass handed to him on a silver platter." Kaze said, waving goodbye half heartily before muttering, "Fucking ass-hat, stealing my god damn twix-"

Recovery girl threw a shoe with perfect accuracy, hitting Kaze in the head just as the door was closing. "WhAt the fUc-"

"Toshinori. Midoriya. I will no longer be healing these sort of injuries. You need to find a better way to use your power without damaging your body every time. Because i grantee you, me nor Kaze will be around every time you're hurt." Recovery girl lectured, truly sounding like a grandma. "And you, Toshinori! Stop encouraging him to break his body! I know you could basically use One for All right off the bat, but Midoriya is not you. You have to teach him. You can't play favorites just because he inherited your quirk. Your time as the symbol of peace is running out, and i recommend you start actually teaching Midoriya rather then letting him break his bones one by one." Recovery Girl crossed her arms, staring at the two in the most serious manner the old lady could muster.

Midoriya and Toshinori looked away, either ashamed, embarrassed, or maybe they were reflecting on themselves. "I know.." Toshinori muttered, looking to the floor.