Kaze has forcefully adopted Shoto Todoroki

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I heard you were talking shit about me?!

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Once Kaze and Todoroki were far enough away they stopped walking. His match against Bakugou would be soon, and Kaze had no idea what the fuck she was supposed to say.

'Do i like, say something supportive? What the hell is considered supportive?'

Kaze was experienced in helping people with abusive parents, not being supportive. (Thanks to Vinny, of course.)

She could feel his hand shaking in hers, albeit not as much as when they were close to Endeavor, but still shaking.

"..Todoroki?" Kaze questioned, for once not swearing in a sentence and somehow not sounding like a bitch.

The dual haired boy ran a hand through his hair, which Kaze would admit was extremely hot, but now wasn't the time.

"Haa... I am sorry for dragging you into this mess. It was not my intention." Todoroki apologized, his head bowing slightly in what Kaze assumed to be shame.

"The fuck? Why are you saying sorry? There is not a single reason you should be sorry." Kaze crossed her arms, looking up at Todoroki.

"Even so, i do not want you taking pity on me." Todoroki said firmly, his hair flopping back into its original position by some black magic.

Kaze snorted.

"Pity? Fuck no. I don't do that shit. I'm simply doing this because it's what is right, as well as the only legal option." Kaze paused, "Unless you do want me to kill Endeavor? Because, dude, I have some great hiding spots for his body."

Todoroki blinked at her for a second, most likely not understanding her sarcasm. "Kazehira, i ask of you that you do not attempt to murder my father. I fell as though that would not end very well for you." Todoroki tilted his head slightly, along with the obvious concern and disbelief in his tone made Kaze temporarily question if the male in front of her was truly a hormonally unbalanced teen.

"..Ok.. Uh, fine. But also, are we gonna drop by your house and pick up your stuff, or like, buy entirely new shit, or..?" Kaze asked, making weird hand gestures that drew Todoroki's attention away from her face and to her hands, that were currently being waved unnecessarily around in the air.

"Actually, know what? We'll plan this after the festival. Your match is next, unless you're going to forfeit?" Kaze waved off her previous question, cutting off Todoroki who was actually going to answer it.

"Oh, ok." It was clear that even Kaze had more social experience then Todoroki. Which should've been surprising, but Kaze was already constantly approached by horny guys (like, where the fuck were the horny chicks?) so at least she got some human interaction from that.

Oh, and of course the orphanage which was filled to the brim with emotionally damaged kids in need of Kaze's amazing big sisterly love. And Vinny.

Holy shit, Vinny's emotional baggage. Kaze hoped Shinsou was up for the non-verbal agreement of dealing with that in Kaze's absence.

'I should just say 'fuck it' to becoming a mechanic or a hero and just become a therapist.'

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Kaze had finally found her way back to her seat, after of course poorly telling Todoroki to do his best against Bakugou. Being swarmed by Uraraka and Mina just as she predicted, and ended up seeking sanctuary between Kaminari and Kirishima. Groaning, the white haired girl slouched in her chair, because for some fucking reason, her cramps were hurting like an absolute bitch. If you're wondering, yes, they do indeed hurt more then Monoma's punches.

"Bro, what's the matter?" Kirishima questioned, sipping some Code Red Mountain Dew.

"Dude, my cramps are hurting like a bitch. I'd seriously take an explosion to the gut from Bakugou then live with these right now.." Kaze groaned, also tired from the fact that she keeps having to fucking heal Midoriya.

Kaminari physically flinched away from Kaze at the word 'cramps' and Kirishima just starred at her for a second, the moved his hand over to her stomach.

"I see my moms do this for each other, something about how the warmth helps soothe the pain. I, uh, hope you don't take it the wrong way!" Kirishima briefly explained before placing his big hand over Kaze's stomach.

'Well, he ain't wrong, this is actually helping.'

"Holy shit. Kirishima, please marry me." Kaze said with no hesitation, simply enjoying the fact that her cramps quivered before the warmth Kirishima was providing. She wasn't even paying attention as Bakugou and Todoroki were announced by Mic.

Kirishima just laughed heartily, blushing a little bit at the comment but knowing she was (probably) just joking.

Kaminari wiggled his eyebrows at them as Mina sniffled dramatically. "Kirishimaa!! why can't all guys be like you!?" Mina cried, dramatically leaning against his other arm.

Once again, Kirishima could only laugh (adorably) at his friends.

Their attention was drawn from the heartwarming scene of Kirishima being best boi, to Todoroki launching a series of massive glaciers at Bakugou.

Kaze admired them both, but at the same time felt jealous of the fight. I mean, Bakugou is literally berried in ice at the moment.

"Hah, bitch. That's what you get for eating my twix." Kaze snorted, and Kaminari sweated nervously from beside her.

The truth was, Bakugou hadn't touched her twix. It had been Kaminari all along.

Now, Bakugou totally took her water, but Kaze wasn't paying attention to staying hydrated.

Everyone, besides Kaminari, ignored her comment and instead opted to pay attention as Bakugou repeatedly propelled himself with explosions, gaining momentum and hurdling himself at Todoroki while shouting something.

What? Kaze's hearing is shit. She's literally constantly blasting music in her ears, who would have even semi decent hearing after years of that. That'd also actually explain why she is always just a decibel below yelling. Maybe Bakugou is constantly blasting music in his ears too.

'Bakugou totally looks like an MCR kid. Jirou too. They'd probably make pretty good friends.'

Kaze nonchalantly thought as she ate some of Kaminari's Sour Patch Kids, finding it quite humorous as Bakugou attempted to roughly shake Todoroki awake after his massive ass blast, obviously mad as the dual haired boy switched back to quite literally half-assing everything.

Midnight, actually doing her job and not forcing Kaze to hold in her nosebleed, used to her quirk to knock them both out.

Kaze was indifferent though, actually thinking seriously on a strategy for going up against Bakugou. Recovery Girl surely wouldn't call on Kaze to heal either of them, seeing as her match was next and she was going to actually need her energy, as much stamina as she had it happened it wasn't endless. It's a miracle, or Mountain Dew, that she hadn't passed out yet from how many fucking times she's healed Midoriya's broken ass bones.

Fun fact, healing bones took a hell-of-a-lot more energy then breaking them-- I mean, then healing external wounds.

Once again though, Kaze should thank Vinny for all the practice in being able to heal broken bones. Because, damn did his father just love Vinny so much.

Biting her thumb-nail, Kaze knew she definitely couldn't over-power Bakugou by sheer muscle as she's done with Monoma, so she'd need to think how she could use the wind against Bakugou.

'Only one option.'

Kaze starred into the distance like a true protagonist.

'I have to go full air-bender on his ass.'

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feel like I'm making some characters OOC and I'm pissing myself off because of it

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