Healer [BNHA]

'Nomu'

What did you do?!

I.. shaved my eyebrows!

Why would you do that!?

I.. Don't know!

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Bakugou and Kaze stared in absolute horror at the narwhal, which was Kirishima.

Kaze looked at Bakugou, as if he'd know what the hell was happening. Bakugou's face had morphed from horrified to mild shock and confusion as he continued to stare at the narwhal.

The narwhal had stopped swearing in Russian, and instead starred at the two with those beady eyes. It began to flop over to Kaze, and she freaked the fuck out and stepped back. Bakugou stepped forward to explode whatever that.. that thing was.

The flopping narwhal seemed to flicker and glitch. Instead of the narwhal flopping over to Kaze, it had transformed.. into Kirishima?

"Hey guys! Whats wrong? You guys just sorta stopped and were starring at me all weird." Kirishima awkwardly asked, having noticed how they tensed and were totally ready to fuck him up.

Kaze gulped. "They may have just been the single most terrifying thing I've ever seen. And I've seen some shit." She shakily said slowly relaxing from her tense form.

Bakugou silently agreed, while simultaneously thinking how he would never look at Kirishima the same again. Not that he ever even cared about red haired loser, of course.

"What? What are you talking about Kaze?" Kirishima looked to confused. Stopping right in front of the two, and Kaze would have been ogling at this red haired snacc's abs if it wasn't for the trauma she just went through.

"Uhhh.. Nothing, red head. Nothing." Kaze said, Kirishima gave her a weird look before getting serious. Now the million dollar question, how the fuck had Bakugou gotten over the whole narwhal Kirishima thing so easily, was the real question here.

"I think that smoke guy was the last of them. We gotta find the rest of our classmates! Especially since some of them don't have the offensive ability we have." Kirishima said as he followed Bakugou, Kaze trailing behind.

"If you wanna track down our classmates, be my guest. But I'm gonna go destroy that warp gate bastard." Bakugou was totally brooding over the fact he lost to him. (technically)

"Hah? Your physical attacks didn't hurt that guy! C'mon don't be an idiot man." Kirishima walked next to Bakugou, Kaze snorted behind them from Kirishima's insult which probably wasn't meant to be taken as an insult.

"Shut up! He's their way in and out! If I cut off their escape rout they have to stay here and pay for what they've done! We'll just have to figure it out!" Wow. if you take away how violent he sounded, that was actually really smart. Kaze stared as a weird chameleon dude jumped off the roof and began to charge at the arguing trio. He had a knife but otherwise didn't seem all that dangerous.

Bakugou swiftly caught his head in his hand and exploded him. Looked really painful, and Kaze winced for the knocked out guy. But she also silently awed at how hot he looked while doing such a act, and hot damn those muscles. Are we even going to mention his reflex?

"Anyway, if all these wannabe villains are as weak as the ones we fought, they should be fine." Bakugou said, holding up the villains head in his hands. 420/69 would tap that.

"Holy crap! Those reflexes!" Kirishima awed. I guess we are acknowledging that reflex speed. nice. "Also, since when were you so calm and rational? Usually you're all like, 'Die! Die! Die!'" The red head did a poor impression of Bakugou.