Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #2

Dad:Come on down, dinner is ready.

Daughter:Be there in a min, I'm doing Lauren.

Dad:Who the fuck is Lauren?

If she is your girlfriend,she can have some dinner too.

Daughter:Dad! I meant laundry. I'm not a lesbian.                                   

Dad:That's a shame.Man are dicks.Now come eat.