Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Text #4

Friend 1: So...how was your day?     

Friend 2: I hate you. I will slice off your arms and chop off your legs and shove them down your throat and while you are choking on your very own limbs I will saw off your head with a toothbrush--ensuring you the slow, painful death you deserve.

Friend 1: ...what?

Friend 2: Hahaha, stupid autocorrect. I meant good.