Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Text #87

Friend 1:Dude guess what?

Friend 2:LOL the funniest thing happened to me, and what?

Friend 1:I got a concussion!

Friend 2:Omg how?

Friend 1:A flowerpot fell from your apartment building when I was going to visit you!So what were you going to tell me?

Friend 2:...oh well I was gonna tell you that my mom's flowerpot fell and hit some dude on the head this morning...