Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #23

Mom:Everything ok?Haven't heard from you in a few days!

Matthew:Yup.Sorry ma.I just came out of the closet.

Mom:Oh Matthew!That is great.

I always had a hunch.

I love you no matter what.So does your father.

Matthew:Holy shiit I'm not gay ma.

I meant coming out of the clinic now.Autocorrect.

Mom:Oh I see.

Matthew:The real issue is,you think I am gay???