Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Text #52

Daughter: I want to punch her in the eye. With a rusty fork.

Well this is awkward.I didn't mean to text that to you. Hi dad.

Dad: LOL, hi Katie. Don't forget to wear gloves, keeps the fingerprints off of the fork, even if it IS a rusty one.

Daughter: My favourite part of this is how you don't even question who it is.

 Dad: The less I know, the less I can say during the interrogation.