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Friend 1:Wtf dude?We were in the middle of dinner and I started talking really dirty to her and she slapped me and left!!

Friend 2:Why the hell would you do that?!You know how long it took me to convince her to go on a date with you!

Friend 1:You told me she was a dirty blonde

Friend 2:HAIR COLOR

Friend 1:Oh

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