Mom:When you get home please do not touch the bowl on the counter!
Son:Um, whyyy?
Mom:There are cherries in the bowl.And it's essential they not be moved.They're masturbating.
Son:Whoa.I won't be touching anything that's "masturbating"
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
