Friend 1:I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
Son of a bitch..my pen..I broke my pen.
Friend 2:Hahahahaha no fucking way.No.Fucking.Way.No way in hell did that just happen.
This makes my week.
I love you man.I love you.
YOU ARE READING
Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!