Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Text #29

Girlfriend: He was sooo yummy to look at!!! I just couldn't wait to have him in my mouth. Dying to have one lick, one taste.

Boyfriend: WTF?! Who is he?!!

Girlfriend: I stared at him,my eyes were so focused on him. Though it would be a hard goodbye, I had to do it!! I ate him up.

Boyfriend: What the fuck is his name!!

Girlfriend: That is the tragic story of my last price of bacon!!

Boyfriend: I hate you!!