Friend 1:I wasn't that drunk.
Friend 2:You took out a kitchen knife and made Kelly throw vegtables at you.
and you were yelling "I am the fruit ninja!"
Friend 1:Was I any good?
Friend 2:no
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
De TodoHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
