Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #3

Friend 1:Hey.I made some cake and I have the secret ingredient.

You wanna know what it is? 

Friend 2:What is it?

Friend 1:Vaginal Extract.Just don't tell anybody.

Friend 2:Excuse me?

Friend 1:OMG VANILLA****

Duck autocorrect

*FUCK autocucumber