Daughter: Hi daddy! Sorry I couldn't see you on fathers day
Dad: It is ok, I forgive you this time :)
Daughter: Mom said you guys took your cock out for a ride.
Wish I could have gone too :(
OH MY GOSH DAD NO
I WROTE KAYAK I SWEAR
oh my gosh I am sorry that's not what I meant
Dad: Your mother hasn't taken that out for a ride in years.Ha ha call you tomorrow.
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
