Friend 1: U home yet?
Friend 2: Yeah just walked in the door and the stench of mom's vagina hit me in the face.
I'm gonna fucking hurl.
Friend 1: WTF?U smell her vag???
Now I'm gonna fucking hurl.
Friend 2: Oh snap - her cabbage.She's cooking that shit now.
Friend 1:I dunno which is worse lol
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
