Autocorrect #81

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Friend 1: U home yet?

Friend 2: Yeah just walked in the door and the stench of mom's vagina hit me in the face.

I'm gonna fucking hurl.

Friend 1: WTF?U smell her vag???

Now I'm gonna fucking hurl.

Friend 2: Oh snap - her cabbage.She's cooking that shit now.

Friend 1:I dunno which is worse lol


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