Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Autocorrect #85

Mom:Hey honey,I need you to take out the trash.The baby's dead in there and it smells.

DIAPER**** the baby's diaper is in there

Daughter:Uhm...mom...

Mom:Sorry hunny.I didn't kill the baby.Just take out the trash so dad can eat me out.

I meant take me out to eat.Well, this is awkward.Don't worry about the trash.Love you

Daughter:..........................