Mom:Hey honey,I need you to take out the trash.The baby's dead in there and it smells.
DIAPER**** the baby's diaper is in there
Daughter:Uhm...mom...
Mom:Sorry hunny.I didn't kill the baby.Just take out the trash so dad can eat me out.
I meant take me out to eat.Well, this is awkward.Don't worry about the trash.Love you
Daughter:..........................
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
