Friend 1:U home?
Friend 2:Yea watching the game.
Friend 1:Good I'm comin over and I'm bringing cold hermaphrodites with me.
Friend 2:Uh...No thanks bro
Friend 1:hermaphrodites!
Heineken! Jesus crust.
Christ!
Friend 2:Lol I'll unlock the door you freak.
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
