Dad:I hate driving you to college. It's so far
Daughter:I'm sorry dad.It's only 30 miles away.If there was a road going straight to school
Dad:You should have taken my advice and gone to hogwarts for a year and gotten your flying license.Then you could use a broomstick to get to college
Daughter:... what?
Dad:...filthy mudblood
Daughter:DAD!
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!