Dad:I hate driving you to college. It's so far
                              Daughter:I'm sorry dad.It's only 30 miles away.If there was a road going  straight to school
                              Dad:You should have taken my advice and gone to hogwarts for a year and gotten your flying license.Then you could use a broomstick to get to college
                              Daughter:... what?
                              Dad:...filthy mudblood
                              Daughter:DAD!
                              
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Funny Autocorrects and Texts
RandomHere are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!
 
                                               
                                                  