Funny Autocorrects and Texts

Text #94

Friend 1:Hey, I can't come to the party tonight :( Dad won't let me :(

Friend 2:What?!Ok here's the plan:

You disguise yourself as a pot plant and set lots of ants loose in your house,then your parents will call the bug killer dude(me)

But you switch the real number number with mine and I'll say the ants are coming from the pot plant(you in disguise) and I'll take you away and...

That's how we're gonna sneak you to the party :D

Friend 1:This is why we're best friends. :)